Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, December 15, 2017

Youthquake Is Bollocks


What utter bollocks!

There is no "cultural upheaval" driven by youth, there is widespread dissatisfaction with the "quality" and "competency" of our politicians from all parties. Hence the fact Labour lost the election, despite what the "youthquake cheerleaders" from the media and Labour would have us believe!

My word of the year is "Bollocks"!

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Thursday, December 14, 2017

Safe Scissors Are Crap!


Whilst these scissors are safe for idiots and children, they are nonetheless the most useless pair of scissors in Christendom!

I will now proceed to run around the house with them with gay abandon!

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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Dick Wit


'Tis the season to be offended.

Now that Christmas is almost upon us, and our sideboards etc are groaning under the weight of nuts, booze, figs and other things let us not forget those who choose to be offended by panto.

Despite the fact that panto has always been a tad risque, what with double entendres and women dressing as men and men as women, some people still manage to be surprised at being offended by what they see.

Such is the case for a production of Dick Whittington starring John Barrowman and the Krankies at the Manchester Opera House. Seemingly the gestures, repeated references to "Dick" and other issues offended panto goer Natalie Wood. A full report can be found in the Manchester Evening News.

Suffice to say calls to ban the panto will be ignored.

Those of you who are easily offended should probably not go to the panto, lest you take offence at Dick's wit.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Nanny Wants To Pay Mothers To Breastfeed Their Babies


Seemingly a study of breastfeeding habits in the UK has concluded that more mothers would breastfeed if they were paid.

The suggested figure is around £200, possibly in vouchers for supermarkets/shops.

Can anyone spot the flaw in this, otherwise, "ingenious" plan?

Yes, that's right, how the hell does Nanny know if the mother is telling the truth that she is breastfeeding her baby?
In the event Nanny implements this suggestion, will men be paid to have a J Arthur everyday (given that it is meant to be good for the prostate)?

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Monday, December 11, 2017

SNOWBOMB ALERT!!!!!!


As ever, Nanny and her media act with utter hysteria when rain and snow descend upon our septic isles.

Who would have thought that it would snow in winter?

Needless to say we are being smothered in an avalanche of "amber warnings" and tedious advice about not getting cold etc etc. It also goes without saying that transport services have all but collapsed in some parts of the country.

I would also note, with a hat tip to the muse irony, that an illuminated snowman that I had ordered for delivery today has (so I am informed by the supplier) been delayed because of snow!

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Thursday, December 07, 2017

Snowflakes Don't Get Irony


As per The Telegraph:
"Being called a "snowflake" is damaging to mental health, young people say.  Figures show that the majority of young people think the term is unfair - and even more think it could have a negative effect of its own. 

The "snowflake generation" is a disparaging term now commonly used to refer to young people, who are perceived to be over-sensitive and intolerant of disagreement."
There's irony for you!

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