Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Nanny's Special Christmas

Nanny's Christams TreeFurther to my recent post about Nanny banning religion (Nanny Bans Religion), as she attempted to abolish the word “Saint” from the name of a school in Islington, it seems that she has taken another goosestep on the way to a religious free state.

Nanny’s lackeys, in Mantle Community Arts, have acceded to her wishes with regard to quashing religious symbolism.

Coalville, in Leicestershire, was to have held its traditional Christmas lantern procession for 600 children.

To quote Mantle’s own words:

The effect of so many lanterns brought together is magical. We aim for this project to foster a sense of community celebration, creativity and enchantment, bringing children and adults together to celebrate themselves, their artwork and their community..."

The £16K cost of this procession was to have been funded by Nanny’s National Lottery.

However, Nanny’s sycophants in Mantle Community Arts have decided that the event might be used by rebel elements in the clergy to sing carols and preach gospels. Nanny regards these as revolutionary songs and actions, which must be quashed.

Therefore, in true nanny logic, the Christmas parade will be moved to January; thereby avoiding any attempt, by the revolutionary elements in the clergy, to use the event for their evil religious purposes.

However, the good people of Coalville need not despair; Nanny will be providing them with an extra special Christmas tree this year, to brighten their dark soulless nights.

Please feel free to tell Mantle Community Arts what you think of their attempt to crush Christmas, by writing to them here: mantlearts@btclick.com


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